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7:22pm August 27, 2014

thefoxxnextdoor:

My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.

7:21pm August 27, 2014

unofficialdragon:

likeakidinabookstore:

annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge

signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books

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7:20pm August 27, 2014
archivistofnerddom:

justyouraveragehaggis:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.


You know that guy with the metal arm that has a star on it? Yeah. I’m going to need that arm. No, really. I need it.

archivistofnerddom:

justyouraveragehaggis:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.

You know that guy with the metal arm that has a star on it? Yeah. I’m going to need that arm. No, really. I need it.

7:20pm August 27, 2014

lokislongluscioussantahat:

coll-of-the-haunted:

zelda-in-a-tutu:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

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i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

Well, I guess you’re missing the

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 I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

Can we always call it that oh my god

7:19pm August 27, 2014
7:19pm August 27, 2014
stunningpicture:

Putting an engineering degree to good use

stunningpicture:

Putting an engineering degree to good use

7:16pm August 27, 2014

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

7:15pm August 27, 2014

troyetroyetroye:

trxyesweater:

Two funny things

1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!

2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

Iconic

7:14pm August 27, 2014

nikkiehagedoorn:

superlote:

floozys:

famous boys who are getting SERIOUS cash thanks to their 99% teenage girl fanbase yet still spew out negative shit about teenage girls, annoy me to no fucking end

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i mean anyone being assholes to teenage girls piss me off, but people who are living their dream thanks to the support of teenage girls yet still spit in their faces 

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7:11pm August 27, 2014

luanlegacy:

weekendswithhuy:

ryannxp:

this is important

I FUCKING CAN’T!

blvcxonblack i think you would appreciate this xDDD

I just spit a mouthful of chicken all over my laptop