My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.
we need to talk about that house loan
It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.
I also need that guy’s eye.
You know that guy with the metal arm that has a star on it? Yeah. I’m going to need that arm. No, really. I need it.
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i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me
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I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.
Can we always call it that oh my god
famous boys who are getting SERIOUS cash thanks to their 99% teenage girl fanbase yet still spew out negative shit about teenage girls, annoy me to no fucking end
i mean anyone being assholes to teenage girls piss me off, but people who are living their dream thanks to the support of teenage girls yet still spit in their faces